I need a new slogan for my baby sitting firm. Can you help me decide?

Umm... I know you're trying to be funny but I don't think people who are looking for a baby sitter would appreciate it. Also, no offense but having a single 41 year old man as a baby sitter is kind of... well I wouldn't trust them unless I really knew the person. I'd try to find some other avenue of work if I were you.